Merry Christmas everybody (:

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I'm sure everyone has opened their presents by now.

Stuffed themselves silly with chocolate pudding, devoured a turkey, got flushed on port and played with Christmas crackers till their ears cannot stop ringing.

No?

Only me then.

Has anyone 'accidentally' and 'coincidentally' gotten lucky under a certain mistletoe?

Not me :(

Don't worry, who needs Christmas for that?