Friday, April 10, 2009

I miss the gym.


Was supposed to go yesterday but I’ve been *cough* sick ):

Was click click clicking through old albums in my folder and I found this…

This is a good picture (:
It speaks a million words.
I, look like a mischievous bum. Which I am.
Bianca, looks like she’s having fun smacking that. Which she does.
Ashqinn, looks like she has a tiny ass. Which she does.

Barbie turned 50 bebeh ;]
The doll we and our mothers grew up playing with. I think Barbie has distorted every girl’s image of perfection. Because every girl who owns a Barbie doll will grow up thinking that being 5”7, huge boobies, teeny tiny 24 inched waist, long lean legs and skinny formed upper body is beautiful. If Barbie was a real person, she’d be too friggin’ skinny to have her period.

I think Barbie’s clothes are the sexxxx la
. Especially the vintage ones. The original 1950’s Barbie’s have the awesome-est clothes. (:


The original Barbie
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I had the one on the far right (:
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A hoity toity Barbie.
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This scared the shit outta me.
Presenting, C-section Barbie and midwife Ken (:

Now THAT's disturbing.


Scottish Lass Barbie,
I like this one. Very pretty :D

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French Can Can Barbie,

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Indian gorgeous Freida Pinto-esque Barbie,


Spanish Flamenco dancer Barbie,

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Slut Barbie,

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Fabulous Kimora Barbie (:,

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Marilyn Monroe Barbie :D :D :D :D

And OMG OMG OMG,
the Audrey Hepburn Barbie!
*le gasp*



Yes, its safe to say I'm having a second childhood phase. I'm making up for it (: I never appreciated Barbie's clothes.
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This is what I do during Chemistry when I’m bored and finished drawing all the possible structural formulae for alkenes and alkanes.




Pretty, no?
Copyrighted bitches. If any of you steal my design I’ll hack your face with a parang.
Right now, I want tattooes on my wrist and waist. And am considering a cute tiny nose stud.

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Was shopping online the other day and I found thissssss,
Coach Teal Satin Flap Clutch & Wristlet
I MUST HAVE THIS! TEAL IS MY COLORRRRRRR.
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Current obsession,
KATE MOSS

And her gorgeous Topshop collection.
Oh how I lust theeeeeeeeeeeeee.




I find Kate Moss very pretty (: and I can just picture Mark nodding to this.
Stop pressing your face to the screen, you perv. :p


London baby is gone. Parents decided that 2 dogs were too much to handle.
Question, if we didn’t need a dog, why the hell you go get a puppy for?
And you only tell me your giving her up A DAY BEFORE you give her away?
Don’t ever ever ever bring home a puppy and keep her for a month or two and let me get attached to her.
Cause its really inconsiderate.
And totally phony when you nonchalantly tell me that she’s already gone and adopted by somebody else.
And don’t ask me whether I want to see pictures of her with her new owners, in her new kennel, in her new home with her new family.
Cause it just makes it worse.


I'll miss you, you crazy-hyperly-energetic-fatty bom bom :(

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